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Alasdair Allan
This is a private journal about all the exciting things that have happened to me since I stood as MSP for
Gordon the Western Isles. I am dedicated to the people of
Gordon the Western Isles, and there is nowhere else I would rather represent. I even intend to live there soon.
I am not to be mistaken for for that imposter who pretends to be an MSP.
I really like this dynamic and exciting blog layout, which suits me perfectly.
It is important that Scotland marks St Andrews Day in the manner advised by Mr Alex, as our national saint is important to the cultural heritage of Scots and anti-windfarm protesters alike.
Therefore, the local Branch have cancelled our annual St Andrews Night dinner and celebration as neither Mr Angus nor I could be bothered to attend.
Shortbread eaten: 1 slice
Drams of whisky consumed: None
Meetings with constituents: None
* No, not really. If you haven't worked out that this is a satirical exercise, then please get a life. And find one for Alasdair.
