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Alasdair Allan

This is a private journal about all the exciting things that have happened to me since I stood as MSP for Gordon the Western Isles. I am dedicated to the people of Gordon the Western Isles, and there is nowhere else I would rather represent. I even intend to live there soon.

I am not to be mistaken for for that imposter who pretends to be an MSP.

I really like this dynamic and exciting blog layout, which suits me perfectly.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

More excitement

Mr Angus calls to tell me to go to Edinburgh.

I reach the office in Stornoway where he instructs me that from now on I will obey “Mr Alex”, except where Mr Angus says otherwise. This is so exciting, having two people to tell me what to do and think.

Kenny, the Press officer, mutters ”Angus is so far up Alex, that it doesn’t matter”, but before I can quiz him further for an explanation, Rhona hits him with a poster tube and he falls silent. On the floor.

Today I go on a plane to Edinburgh. I am getting moist around the gusset with the excitement.

I've read my wise words this many times

* No, not really. If you haven't worked out that this is a satirical exercise, then please get a life. And find one for Alasdair.